Here’s what our guests are saying


“What an amazing find. We have just returned from a 1 night stay in The Orient Suite & we were blown away by the attention to detail. From the complimentary mini bar, to the mirror TV in the bedroom, to being able to watch Glastonbury whilst relaxing in the beautiful bath. To finally enjoying a glass of fizz in the outdoor private hot tub. We will definitely be back & can’t wait to try out some of the other suites. Thank you to Carol for being the perfect host.”

– Zelda & Nick Clennell.

“So pleased that we found this place! Suite is exquisite, it was a surprise for my husband’s birthday & he was delighted. I love the care that has been taken with the décor & can’t wait to try the other rooms. Everything was thoughtful, even or perhaps especially the well-stocked fridge.”

– Keith & Jean Scott

“Absoluxe will not be Kirkby Lonsdale’s best kept secret for long…! Enjoyed a perfect mini break in the stunning Oasis Suite, which completely exceeded all our high expectations, from the moment we entered the building. Our stay was absolutely perfect. With no details forgotten.”

– Emma & Louise

” WOW- What an amazing room!
Love all the tech & the room is amazing. I love the pictures of the artwork as i would love some of it for my babies room. We will definitely come back.
The breakfast was fantastic & Kirkby is a lovely place. VERY pleased”

– James & Emma

“We’ve just spent a fabulous night at Absoluxe Suites. We stayed in The Columbus Suite. From the moment we were greeted at the door by Carol, we were transported to an amazingly relaxing, calm oasis of luxury. The tech stuff in the room is amazing – it just works and the decor is absolutely beautiful.”

– Jeanette Brown

“This really was Absolutely Fabulous!…….from the welcome when we arrived from the lovely Zuzanna, to the communication after we’d got home as I stupidly left a couple of items. We stayed in the Parisian Suite – the suite is beautifully designed with a very comfy bed & a luxurious bathroom and the tech is brilliant.”

– Tony and Julie

“Recently stayed at Absoluxe in The Parisian Suite & was really impressed. Everything from the 4 poster bed to the soft French soundtrack as I entered the room & the spacious bathroom all added up to an incredibly relaxing stay. Would highly recommend this hotel & suite, especially for couples looking for a night or weekend away in & around Kirkby Lonsdale. Couldn’t fault it.”

– Ben H

“We stayed in the Oasis Suite which was incredible. A truly stunning suite where the owners have thought of everything to create a luxurious stay. The hot tub was a real treat! The whole place is absolutely beautiful and I have no hesitation in highly recommending this beautiful place. Will definitely be back.”

– Aly Suddick

We hope that hearing what our guests have experienced while staying with us at Absoluxe has inspired you to book!

You can discover our collection of suites by clicking here, or go directly to book your suite by clicking here.